Status: Hiring Aggressively
Get a Job. Shill a Coin.
Complete meme bounties, climb the leaderboard, and get paid like the hardest worker in crypto.
"Your parents wanted you employed. We found a loophole."
// employee_login.sh
Clock In
Paste your address to start yapping. No wallet connect. No signing. No popups.
// open_positions
Bounty Board
9 Jobs Available • 0 Background Checks
Easy
📣
X Shiller
Post bullish memes and coin posts daily. Cope optional.
Reward
$2.5
Easy
💬
Reply Guy
Reply under trending crypto tweets. Be insufferable, professionally.
Reward
$3
Easy
🧃
Onboarding Intern
Recruit new holders. Promise nothing, deliver memes.
Reward
$5
Easy
📈
Chart Motivator
Post 'we are so back' during dips. Crucial role.
Reward
$4
Medium
🛡️
Community Moderator
Keep Telegram/Discord alive. Mute the FUDders.
Reward
$15
Medium
⚔️
Raid Captain
Organize X raids. Coordinate the yappers.
Reward
$20
Medium
🧵
Thread Writer
Write funny bullish threads. 1/ Why we're so back.
Reward
$12
Medium
👑
Meme Lord
Create viral memes. Wojaks and Pepes encouraged.
Reward
$25
Unhinged
🎬
Clip Farmer
Turn community moments into short videos. Subtitle in caps.
Reward
$50
Top Performer
Employee of the Month
Position Vacant
Bounties
0
USD Earned
0.00
Points
0
Grass Touched
0
🏆
Awaiting First Hire
// payroll.csv
Hardest Workers (LIVE)
#
Wallet
Jobs
Earnings
Loading payroll...
// distribution
Where The Bag Goes
Top Workers Pool50%
Community Bounties25%
Meme Marketing15%
Treasury10%
Proof-of-Shill™
- → Monthly payouts to top 100 workers
- → Bonus drops for viral memes
- → Surprise raises for the unhinged
- → No HSA. No 401k. Pure copium.